NAME
The evil Harvey Von Ludwig
OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR
The evil mirror universe Captain Picard
OCCUPATION
Criminal Mastermind
DISTINGUISHING TRAITS
Bald head, monocle, scar
HOBBIES
Lying and cheating
LIKES
Cliff's notes
DISLIKES
Harry Slothe
FAVORITE PHRASE
"You haven't seen the last of Harvey Von Ludwiii-aaaaahh..."
SCRAPBOOK
Over the years, we've crossed paths with the evil Harvey Von Ludwig more times than I can count. And
we've amassed quite a file on Von Ludwig's far-reaching criminal empire; he's got his fingers in more pies
than Mr. Slothe at a bake sale. Below is a list of businesses and organizations that we know or suspect
are fronts for Von Ludwig's criminal activities:
- The Evil Harvey Von Ludwig, Inc.
- Von Ludwig Contractors
- Von Ludwig Travel Agency
- Von Ludwig's Trophies
- Von Ludwig Dog Grooming
- Von Ludwig's Rustproofing
- Vaughn Ludwig's Dance School
- House of Von Ludwig
- The Harveteria
- Monocle Times Magazine
- Von Ludwig Day Care and Pawn Shop
- Von Ludwig's Chinese Restaurant
- Von Ludwig-R-Us
- Chez Ludwig
- Banque Du Ludwig
- The Cleveland Browns
- All Things Von Ludwig
- Wigs by Monsieur Ludwig
- HVL Enterprises
- Our Lady of the Ludwig Charities
- The Nov Giwdul Company
- The Evil Orange Julius
- Colonel Von Ludwig's Tennessee Wings
- B.Y.O. Ludwig
- Senor Von Ludwig's Casa del Cha Cha
- Von Liposuction Clinics
- Boxcar Ludwig's Good Eats Cafe
- Happy Von Ludwig's Partytime Pizza Place
