NAME
Joseph V. Baloney
OCCUPATION
Harry Slothe's Confidential Assistant
DISTINGUISHING TRAITS
Thick blond hair, toilet paper stuck to shoe
HOBBIES
Chronicling the cases of Harry Slothe
LIKES
Sergeant Fields, rare occasions of outsmarting the boss
DISLIKES
"Bath night" for Mr. Slothe
FAVORITE PHRASE
"Mr. Slothe can't be disturbed right now."
