NAME
Burgess
OCCUPATION
Prize-winning Macaw
DISTINGUISHING TRAITS
Beak, custom-built perch, mouthful of food and/or drink
HOBBIES
Eating and pooping
BEHAVIOR
More like Mr. Slothe's every day
LIKES
Mr. Slothe, snack food, television, fresh newspaper, spray millet and tiny bells
DISLIKES
Veterinarians with cold hands
FAVORITE PHRASE
"Aawwk. I know who the murderer is. I know who the murderer is. Aaawk."
SCRAPBOOK
This is one of my favorite photos of Burgess and Mr. Slothe. In all fairness,
Burgess had watched Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' that afternoon.
